So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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