You can't special order awesome
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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