I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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