glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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