we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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