I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
The feeling are messing with the penis
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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