he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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