My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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