I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
high people should be assigned attendants
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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