what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
she told me i tasted like america
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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