nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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