I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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