If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i would punch a child for taco bell
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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