I'm gonna have a badass scar
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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