On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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