It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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