Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Randomize
