Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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