he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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