..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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