you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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