That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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