I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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