i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
There r osticjed everywhere
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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