okay pat passed out under dana's car
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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