Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Found your dick twin last night
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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