...so i touched it.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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