Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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