make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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