so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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