If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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