I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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