are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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