he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
She just used a chaser for red wine.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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