Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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