question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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