I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I love you. Go after that dick
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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