Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
