the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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