So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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