"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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