may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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