Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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