I must be too annoying 4 u.
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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