Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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