: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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