i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize