when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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