You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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