hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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