Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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