Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You have to summon your inner elephant
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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