One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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