What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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