i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
He better not be in your backpack
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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