ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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